DO WHAT YOU CAN AND NOTHING MORE

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Posts I Like

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

(via pinkcookiedimples)

splendr:

is this the fault in our stars

(via farquaad--squad)

radichul:

dearoldlove:

Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.

Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.

You still didn’t get it.

this hit me hard

(via born--misunderstood)

vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

(via pinkcookiedimples)

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

(via born--misunderstood)

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

(via shuck-you)

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

(via neckdeepjpg)

thehostxo:

strawwburries:

Lmfaoo

I am dying! I can’t deal lmao

(via born--misunderstood)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
how often do you have sex?
nevertoomuchloving nevertoomuchloving Said:

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

lowkeywalker:

tis not a game my nigga.

lowkeywalker:

tis not a game my nigga.

(via mookie-is-mindless-for-girls)

pinkcookiedimples:

*I want to give the scientific answer to this so badly but I feel it’ll take away from the hilarity*

(via idreamxoxo)